CRZ is Christopher Robin Zimmerman

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24.9.17 09:19

Amazingly, I have 3G here!
Sadly, there is no PokÃ©stop to spin
#keepingthefbstreakaliveatleast

23.9.17 15:38

Andy and Kelsey have talked me into traveling to waters near the boundary where I may very well be off the entire Internet for up to 48 hours. Also, I could be struck by lightning. Or eaten by a bear. Or both. Thoughts and prayers. Oh, wait, maybe we'll all be raptured! Well, if that DOESN'T happen, see you again either late Monday or at my funeral #goodbyestreak #nopokemongo

22.9.17 14:52

Mooooooom, Chris is playing with his food again

22.9.17 14:49

Video - I ate something for your entertainment (but also because I wanted to snack)

21.9.17 17:13

Not looking like anyone *I* ever met in Modesto, yet not including a jazzy pitch or suggestive website URL, this is "Rebecca Aidan Swing"

21.9.17 16:31

Photo

21.9.17 16:30

#tbt In Portland, we made sure to hit the SHADOWPLAY "goth night" at The Lovecraft. As I do, I wore my gothiest neon batman shirt and Allison captured me in the big room full o' black light and fascinating objects for this shot. I am something of a fascinating object myself, I suppose. I loved the Portland goths and they tolerated me. Any future trips to Portland will definitely need to have a Thursday night free. (circa midnight Pacific, June 23rd, 2017)

19.9.17 15:44

START SEEING PANDAS ðŸ¼ðŸ

18.9.17 12:30

Find CRZ (and maybe Andy?) - a sweet shot from Friday night's ungodly good set by Goldie

18.9.17 00:25

The pride of Shoreview, here's "Georgia Patience Pearson"

17.9.17 18:12

Not really buying this pitch from "Karin Chiquita Hertz"

17.9.17 18:10

RIP Bobby "the Brain" Heenan. The greatest. There'll never be another like him, but I hope people keep trying.

17.9.17 03:34

My piss poor attempt to try to capture how cool Illuminate the Lock was

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16.9.17 21:51

What good is a birthday if you can't use it to embarrass him

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16.9.17 18:43

Hmmm, right down the middle. Yeah, right. Does it at least help explain my reluctance to engage in political discussion on Facebook? ;-) (Hat tip to J.E.) https://8values.github.io/results.html?e=52.4&d=47.3&g=63.5&s=64.6

15.9.17 20:47

Now that I'm no longer under the Non-Disclosure Agreement, here's a very tired boy checking out the most recently revealed Timberwolves unis at a special event way too early this morning at Mayo Square. Obviously they're my favourites so far :)

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15.9.17 09:10

Officially filed... I'm (kinda) running for mayor again #CRZ4mayor #writeinCRZ

14.9.17 23:23

(an Instagram of us finishing second in Triviasco by one point)

14.9.17 15:53

There's probably some kind of pun to make about "Holly Schrunk"

14.9.17 15:51

It's 90Âº so I'm going to that beach I'm the mayor of

14.9.17 11:54

We be (YouTube: Brand Nubian - Rockin' It)

14.9.17 11:35

Sometimes people walk up and talk to me and remind me that we're Facebook friends and I have to affect the deer-in-the-headlights look until they remind me who they are and how we were connected on Facebook. A technique I've recently employed with my male and male-presenting friends is to ask them "are you...one of the Dans?" and surprisingly, this is correct about half the time. Last night's Dan was Dan Schulte-Sasse and I wanted to tell everybody it was a fun conversation AND also make a pre-emptive public apology in advance for almost certainly not being able to remember him the NEXT time we talk, too. :) But please, don't stop approaching me, obviously I'm very shy and introverted in public despite my ebullience and effervescence here on the social network and at least we'll get a status out of it

13.9.17 16:07

Lately by the time I get to these, the accounts have already been disappeared, but we got really lucky with "Frida Anselmi"

13.9.17 15:08

Stubble remain big CRZ fans - I think they secretly hope I finally make it big (again?) someday so they can say they were in on the ground floor. And I have to say, when I start talking REALLY fast, transcribing an interview with me becomes some really heroic work, so well done with the text. I think we all knew I've never been above standing out in public yelling on a Sunday night... but now you have definitive proof. :) Thanks Tom! (Stubble: CRZ auditions to be the Timberwolves PA announcer)

12.9.17 13:39

Hey! I'm taking an avowed pumpkin lover to this event on its very last night (Sunday 10/29, despite what the event page says) - you can get a pair of adult tix for $28 ($32.20 after fees) with a coupon code. Would you like to hang with us and a few thousand pumpkins and hopefully not rain or snow?

12.9.17 00:43

OMG GOLDIE FRIDAY

11.9.17 18:24

DATELINE: BRYANT AVENUE SOUTH, JUST SOUTH OF LAKE STREET WEST - it was another interesting night at Triviasco... and another *successful* night at Triviasco, with our 20 point total giving us first place. Allison and I had just stopped at the SuperAmerica to peruse the snacks and find the perfect Coke for Aaron and were continuing our debrief of the previous couple hours at Country Bar as we approached my parked car, whereupon I realised my pockets were empty and my keys weren't in my man purse. "Oh," I thought, "I must have left them in the booth - Allison handed me the purse and I didn't even think to pick up my keys!" so back to Country Bar we went. I was already running late for karaoke so another few minutes weren't gonna kill me anyway. What DID kill me was arriving at Country Bar and discovering that the booth was cleaned out and nobody on the staff had picked up my keys. We moved all the benches to see if they'd fallen along the side out of sight - no dice. This was the point where I started to panic. Could I have placed them on the counter of the SuperAmerica? We headed back after I left my number at Country Bar in case somebody turned them in later. The counterperson at SA remembered us but there definitely weren't any lost keys. How exactly could I lose this GIANT string of keys? It'd had been just over two and a half hours - now going on three hours since we'd parked - if I'd dropped them, was there ANY chance they'd still be wherever I'd left them? But the car was still there! If someone had found them, they weren't smart enough to figure out how to unlock my car and drive off with it, at least. Maybe they were still ON the car? Could I have just left them on top of the car? I remembered getting out and posing for an Instagram selfie with Allison in the mirror-like windows of the building we'd parked alongside...could I have put them down when I took my own photo with my phone? Were they on the sidewalk, curb, street? Feels like somebody would have seen them and grabbed them, though. This IS Uptown, albeit one of the quieter blocks just off Lake in Uptown... I thought about checking Craigslist and seeing if anybody had already posted about them. Finally we made our way back to the car so we could do a close sweep around it. I looked at the driver's side door and felt my heart skip when I noticed it was unlocked. Hmmmmmm. I opened the door....and the little "ping" reminder that was supposed to warn me that I was leaving my keys IN THE IGNITION immediately started going off. So, yes, I managed to leave my keys in the ignition of my unlocked car from around 7.30 on a Thursday night almost three hours and NOBODY noticed, including your narrator. Somehow ALSO, nobody drove off with it (maybe they didn't know how to drive a stick) OR steal my Ray-bans or "now a collectors edition" magic iPod nano. I hadn't felt older for a long time. I ALSO hadn't felt like I'd burned off a lot of karma, but I was glad I'd had it to spend. I did turn to Allison and say "well... at least it'll eventually make a pretty good Facebook status." I guess what I'm trying to say is hey, here's exactly 600 words about why I was late to karaoke. Thanks again for reading.

11.9.17 16:40

Whoa! FB brought back their calendar! Did hell freeze over? Have pigs flown?

11.9.17 02:26

Just learned that in 2017 there was a 9/11 movie out starring Charlie Sheen, Luis GuzmÃ¡n, Gina Gershon and Whoopi Goldberg and it....um.....bombed

9.9.17 12:53